Bigfoot

(or also know as Sasquatch, Wildman or Bushman)

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ayyyy its bitfoot...........get it?

I'm sure alot of people already know about Bigfoot so it feels alittle redundant to write about him, but since hes so prolific it would be a shame not to.

DESCRIPTION: Bigfoots are desciribed to be these big brown hairy guys (like 6-15ft which is MASSIVE). Hes also got these super sharp claws and his eyes are either a gross yellow or bloodshot like hes been smoking the green

BEHAVIOUR: Honestly hes been described to be quite a chill and solitary guy that makes an effort avoid people. I mean,he can become crazy aggresive if provoked (he can get to be like 15ft so what do you expect?) or he might just fling rocks and sticks at you to try to scare you off. Bigfoots also have an omnivirous diet and like to build nests in their free time

IN FACT, a group of people apart of the 'Olympia Project' have found a collection of ~20 nests in Washington. Supposedly the nests were also made of only Huckleberry bushes so I guess the Bigfoot has a liking to Huckleberry. They're holding a fundraiser to fund the analysis of soil around the nests to find any proof that these were made by a Bigfoot. Personally, I'm not so sure they will find any DNA proof of Bigfoots existence as even the BBC did DNA analysis on hair that was meant to be from Bigfoot and it turned out to be from a deer. I've read that an Oxford university geneticis (Bryan Sykes) conducted a study on 36 hair samples that people claimed to be from Bigfoot. Turned out none of them were from Bigfoot, instead they were from a range of forest animals and even human. The only interesting thing they did find were 2 matches of an extinct palaeolithic polar bear (btw thats the period at which people has just started using stone tools), it possibly could've come from an unknown bear species or some sort of hybrid of modern bears.